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Sasquatch Goals Shirt | Funny Bigfoot Tee | Cryptid Graphic T-Shirt | Sarcastic Outdoors Apparel | Snarky Dark Humor Apparel

$15.99
Colors: Heather Mauve
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Messy, mysterious, majestic — like Bigfoot, but with better hair care. Whether you’re hiking, hiding, or ghosting your friends, this tee keeps your legend alive. Serving mystery with a side of menace. This Sas-Squatch Goals tee is for those who vanish from social plans but show up in style. Crafted from soft, lightweight Airlume cotton, this unisex shirt pairs perfectly with dark humor and quiet confidence. Whether you’re lurking in forests or hiding from responsibilities, it’s a wardrobe essential for believers, skeptics, and style icons of the unknown. The neutral vintage design makes it versatile enough for coffee runs, conventions, or cryptid sightings. Because let’s face it—being elusive never looked this good. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable - Retail fit with crew neckline for a neat, versatile silhouette - Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stabilized fit - DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant graphics - Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean

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With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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